What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?